Christians are straight up FREAKS
We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
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i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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