There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
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I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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