Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
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aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
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