Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
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pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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