Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
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And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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