why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
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Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
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Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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