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The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
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Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
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Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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