You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
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Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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