the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
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Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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