He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
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Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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