Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
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I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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