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oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
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plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
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