please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
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He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
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I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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