So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
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First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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