i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
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who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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