fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
You know something is wrong with your life when your mom is at the bar getting free tequila shots and you aren't
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