Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
Randomize