We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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