well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
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Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
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He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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