Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
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You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
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Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
Randomize