ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
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I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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