Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
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I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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