its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
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Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
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Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
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