I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
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You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
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Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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