She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
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do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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