Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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