Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
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we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
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I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
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