The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
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I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
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I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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