and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
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