kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
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i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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