I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I think people are normalizing furries
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