question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
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Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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