If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
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He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
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exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
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