I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
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We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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