member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
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We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
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at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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