They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
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Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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