Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Plan B is the new Plan A
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
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who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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