Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
It's never too late to be topless.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
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