if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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