Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
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You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
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I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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