Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
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Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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