just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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