Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
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i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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