I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
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his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I have had my dick inside of entirely too many people at this wedding in order for me to be the groom. Please give me a swift kick in the dick to wake me up from this nightmare
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