i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
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She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
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Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize