I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
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Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
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I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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