he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
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I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
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There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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