She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
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Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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