no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
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the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
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My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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