They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
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And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
You thought you were drunk? I woke up at 6 o'clock this morning with a cheeseburger in my left hand a drink in my right with my window half way down. it was raining.... fml
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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